I do love it when you pop by. If you sign up for email updates on Losing Lori, I’ll personally have my manservant, Juan, deliver them to your inbox whilst wearing ¼ cup of extra virgin olive oil and not much else (if you are a straight man, I will send Inga. She has braids, a short kilt and carries her own trampoline). I promise neither Juan nor Inga will ever bring you spam (or Spam) or share your email address with their shotput teammates (unless you’re into that kind of thing; no judgement).

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